Today's Round Table:
- Greg
- Rob
- Kenji
- Neon
- Fowler
- Gunum
- Magos Sockbert
- Bair
- SRM
Q. Let’s start with your first impressions. How do you feel about the reveal?
The Vindicare rules, though.
Neon: If you’d told me even a year ago that GW was starting its own hybrid streaming/content subscription service I’d have told you to bugger off with complete shite. I’m pretty interested that we’ve crossed over to a weirder dimension now.
Kenji: My legitimate first response was “is this an out of season April Fool’s joke?”[embed]&authuser=0[/embed]
Q. What are your thoughts on the animations?
Kenji: Based on the trailers, it really is hard to tell if there’s anything to these frankly. The animations tend to look bad, somewhere between Animatrix and average Netflix shows like Seis Manos. The cycling looks rough, the animations stiff, but the real killer is that there’s little pedigree on who is making/working on these other than for Astartes and Blood Angels. My biggest concern is that most BL material is too serious bolter porn and I don’t really want to see that animated; half the time I don’t even want to read it. For animation I either like slick stylized visuals or something fun that pops and bolter porn ain't it. Give me like, Samurai Jack but GW or something.
Neon: Agreed with the above that it’s weird they’re holding details so close to the chest with these, with the only ones we really know… anything about being Astartes and Blood Angels. Itching feeling at the back of my neck tells me it’s for the same reason they don’t put credits in rulebooks any more, scared the shittiest parts of the community will pull some capital G Gamer shit or the like.It’d honestly be nice to actually tell us what we can expect, if companies as obsessed with image as Disney can gush out details about shows still in pre-production, surely we can get a little more than we have.
Other than behind the scenes stuff, I am genuinely excited to see what they can do pushing Warhammer into a new medium.
Kenji: GW, you already hired the Eagle Ordinary artist. Come on. This is a slam dunk.
Kenji: Ok my final ask here: GIVE US A CIAPHAS CAIN SERIES AND I WILL SUB YEARLY. BYE.Q. How do you feel about the live action content, e.g. the painting, lore, and battle report shows?
Could I teach a course on Warhammer 40k lore myself? Yes. Does admitting that I could teach a course on 40k lore out loud make me feel like my life has gone very wrong in some ways? Also yes. Does that mean I won’t watch this? No it does not.
Kenji: This is probably the ‘best’ thing offered as a video service, but… There are already copious amounts of these, for free, all over the internet. There are in fact so many battle reports that you can select to watch them based on personality of players, production values, and even narrative or competitive play. The market for Battle Reports is literally oversaturated. Lore and painting are similar. If they do something similar to Duncan's service, I can maybe see some value, but they already provide GW painting guides that do basics, and there are lots of free, very high quality alternatives that cover advanced techniques ranging from oil paints, airbrushing and more that are a dime a dozen on Youtube.
Kenji: You know what, I changed my mind a bit. If GW can give us BatReps that actually get the rules right I would pay money for it. Stop making “getting rules wrong” your channel’s quirky personality, Youtubers.
Neon: While I’m not too fussed on the Battle Reports and Lore videos (outside of thinking lol, maybe it’ll push the latter genre beyond dully recounting Lexicanum pages for easy clicks), I’m very into the Painting Academy. Beyond being a fan of Lou, it would be nice to see advanced techniques and the like with the ease of access in the writing of GW’s other painting videos. While obviously they’re gonna stick hard to only using Citadel and not touch into stuff they don’t provide as mentioned above, I’ve personally found a lot of independent painting videos online actively AWFUL at actually explaining technique, often feeling less like a lesson and more like “Look how well I can paint."Q. What about the other content - the apps and the Vault?
Kenji: GW has kind of a bad track record with apps in my opinion. This is a wait and see, but if this means gating content that was already easily available, that’s not cool.
Neon: A good move to tie their subs into Warhammer+ at the very least. I’m not as down on the state of the 40k app as others are but hopefully this move really kicks them into hiring a bigger staff to work on the various game apps, especially if the implications that they’re adding more pan out.
Vault is interesting but lmao that they’re pulling the rules parts out of the included books, particularly when the old style of rules formatting and profile pages often included the kind of lore chunks this feature is supposedly preserving access too.
Q. What are you most excited about/what’s the best part?
Kenji: I’m hoping that maybe this will morph into something more entertaining. Perhaps the animated shows will be good, or they’ll make more diverse content like comedies and the like. I’d love to see skits or even cheesy live action stuff. Anyone remember those Sports Center skits with mascots in an office? Give me that but with Space Marines and Orks or something.
Kenji: Also no offense to Alfabusa but please god we need more GW themed comedy that isn’t stolen TTS jokes. Come on GW, I believe in you.
Neon: Besides the Vindicare and having some more hot content to pour down my ravenous attention span, the vouchers. I’m serious. I’m genuinely curious what GW, with the notorious attitude against reducing prices and the like, will consider putting out on vouchers/coupons for subscribers. Also count me in as part of the Lou Crew.Q. What’s not so great here/what were you hoping to see?
Kenji: A service like this needs a lot more ‘pop’ and nothing here makes me feel the usual GW FOMO that gets me going. At the basic ask, I am paying, over time, for a miniature and access to some GW shows. But how do I watch them? Where? How long are they? What’s the content schedule? What will next year look like? I think that, when compared to what is already easily available for free on YouTube, I’d have a hard time buying into this.
Q. Overall, have GW sold you on the Warhammer+ subscription?
Neon: I’m a big enough mark to have been collecting the monthly coins for the past year so I was probably the target audience to throw my wallet at this regardless.
Kenji: This is essentially a way to get 50 dollars out of me to give me a miniature next year, or 60~ if I do monthly, and then I get some stuff I’ll forget about and won’t watch. So, not for me, yet anyway.Have any questions or feedback? Want to share your own thoughts on the reveal? Drop us a note in the comments below or email us at contact@goonhammer.com.
The Warhammer+ Reveal Round Table



